Episode 378: Nightmare Creatures

Have you ever woken up from a nightmare and wondered: What’s that all about? You’re not alone! We dive in deep to the various monsters and spirits that people have been blaming their bad dreams on since the dawn of time!


Content Warning: This episode contains conversations about or mentions of drug use, violence, death, broken bones, blood, animal death/injury, defecation, suffocation, abusive relationships and sex. 


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Spirits is a boozy podcast about mythology, legends, and folklore. Every episode, co-hosts Julia and Amanda mix a drink and discuss a new story or character from a wide range of places, eras, and cultures. Learn brand-new stories and enjoy retellings of your favorite myths, served over ice every week, on Spirits.


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AMANDA: Welcome to Spirits Podcast, a boozy dive into mythology, legends and folklore. Every week we pour a drink and learn about a new story from around the world. I'm Amanda.

JULIA: And I'm Julia. And Amanda, what does your average or if you don't have an average one, your most recent nightmare look like?

AMANDA: Oh. Wow. What a start to the morning. I typically have nightmares that are mundane in nature. So something that I will experience in daily life or need to experience later that day or week that's on my mind, like packing for a trip or renting a car, or, I don't know, sending an email that's stressing me out. And I will do it in my mind and be like, "Wow, this is unpleasant." And then wake up and have to do it again.

JULIA: Yep, that feels right. We've— we've talked about— you're very— and I mean this in a nice way, not like a negative way, a very mundane dreamer.

AMANDA: Oh, yes, I am.

JULIA: I am a extremely vivid dreamer. Though, I'm realizing now the older I get, the more realistic my nightmares become.

AMANDA: Well, Julia, that's because your— your problems are more weighty and regular.

JULIA: Yes. Like I used to have— like, you know, getting chased by Godzilla through the streets in Manhattan nightmares when I was a kid. Or the reason I don't like the Grinch is because I used to have nightmares of him chasing me around town.

AMANDA: Uh-hmm.

JULIA: Nowadays, it's like, oh, you know, someone said something mean about me online or stuff like that kind of nightmares. Though, occasionally, I still get like a weird— like, either serial killer one or like Giger-esque dreams sometimes of just like very terrifying, like giant Cthulhu-esque monsters, you know?

AMANDA: Oh, damn. I will occasionally have nightmares set in sort of a shared universe or my— my brain will return to familiar settings, where there's some kind of, like, infrastructural nightmare, where I, like, can't get where I'm going, or I can't get an answer that I need, or there's something like wrong with, you know, one of my loved ones and I can't, like, access them. And occasionally, those settings will feel familiar and I'll wake up like, "Damn, another one. Shit."

JULIA: I'm gonna call that the MDU, the McLoughlin Dream Universe, is that good?

AMANDA: Yep. That's great. And I hope never to visit there again. But I know I will.

JULIA: I mean, the dream for all of us. But, like, the thing is, Amanda, like, nightmares have been something that have plagued humanity since the dawn of our species, you know? We know that other animals dream and therefore are also capable of having nightmares. But that's also like such a fascinating thing, right? Like dreams themselves are so weird, and such a cool thing that our brains do, that, of course, this kind of idea that they're somehow connected to the divine or the supernatural makes a lot of sense, right?

AMANDA: Yeah. I mean, they are full-on vivid hallucinations while we sleep, and occasionally, accompanied by, you know, talking, or walking, or movement, to the extent that somebody else observing us would be like, "What's going on here?" So it, again, makes all the sense in the world that we would assume that the— these have some kind of meaning. Whether it's malevolent interference in what we think and feel. It certainly feels that way sometimes, where I'm like, "Really, brain? Like, again? I'm— I'm not dealing with enough right now, come on." Or it is something prophetic because they feel so real, they feel indistinguishable from actual experience, and memory, and fantasy. And it continues to sort of mystify, amaze, and terrify me how little we know about the brain.

JULIA: Yeah. One of my favorite tropes is, in general, like someone has a dream where someone does something to them, and they wake up mad at that person and be like, "I can't believe you did that." And they're like, "When did I do that?" "In my dream last night." "It was a dream. Why are you mad at me for a thing that I didn't do that your brain made up?"

AMANDA: It's one of the— the ways that I feel most like my selfhood, and my body are separate entities. Like I can get that way if I'm, like, really trying to meditate, you know, or like, really into yoga for the day. I'm thinking like, "Wow, like I— you know, the— the me that I think of and conceive of is separate somehow from this biology and I can, you know, control my emotion via my breath and whatever." But nightmares are just like, "I'm sharing this body with something else." And it's, you know, maybe my neurons firing, but that just feels— I don't know, it's why I don't do drugs, really. Why I don't do, like, hallucinogenics because I'm like, "I— I have enough of a tenuous hold on reality right now?" No— no shame, no judgment. It's just not for me, because I feel like I had those experiences enough with my brain, foisting me into situations that I— I don't want to be in.

JULIA: I'm realizing now that, like, dreaming and nightmares, going to sleep, in general, is like leaving a toddler alone, and your brain is the toddler, and they just get up to shenanigans.

AMANDA: Yeah. Eric and I describe this sometimes as like your brain having zoomies. Your brain is being like, "Aaah!" And— and just like doing all kinds of stuff while you're sleeping. But

I'm fascinated, Julia, to know about how we've kind of constructed and thought about nightmares, which— does it have any relationship to the word for horse, like mare?

JULIA:  Ooh. Amanda, I was just about to say, Amanda, I know you love etymology.

AMANDA:  Yes.

JULIA:  Do you know specifically why it is called a nightmare?

AMANDA: I sure don't.

JULIA: We get the word specifically from an old English word Mare, which I will say is distinctly different in origin from the same word that we use for female horses.

AMANDA: Hmm.

JULIA: Mare comes from a proto-Germanic word, Maron, which itself is from an Old Norse word, Mara. Now, these words all seem to derive, according to scholars, from a word that means to crush, or press, or oppress.

AMANDA: Oh.

JULIA: But the word, since the Old Norse at least, has been used to describe a spirit, one from Germanic and Slavic folklore that is said to squat on the chests of people while they sleep, bringing them nightmares. So we quite literally get our word for nightmares from a creature from mythology. How cool is that?

AMANDA:  Absolutely incredible. I would love to hear more about them.

JULIA: Let's get into it. So the mare in the more modern depiction, as a not ancient like post-Christian coming from Europe thing, is a kind of Gremlin-looking guy. I'm gonna send you a painting. This is called The Nightmare by Henry Fuseli from 1781, just to give you an image in your head.

AMANDA: This guy, yes.

JULIA:  Uh-hmm.

AMANDA:  A little— a little, like gargoyle goblin-esque dude, sitting on the chest of a— a lady laid out on a fainting couch, looking very—

JULIA: Yeah. Kinda like squat, kind of child-size creature. It's got pointed ears, it's kind of like—

AMANDA: Yes.

JULIA: —hairy/furry. It's perched on the chest of the sleeping woman. I also— every time I look at this painting, I have to point out the horse.

AMANDA: Oh, yeah. No, that's a scary horse. Eyes rolled back to show only the whites or maybe looking off very to the side. Yeah, wow, didn't— didn't see the horse on first glance, unusual for me.

JULIA:  Perhaps the scariest horse, I think, that's ever been painted.

AMANDA: Hmm. Hmm, hmm, hmm. Looking a lot like a devil. I mean, the horse is scared. I don't want to shame the horse for being scared, but the horse makes me scared, also.

JULIA: The horse looks like a little pervert watching this happening.

AMANDA:  It does. And I do think when I— when I zoom in here, that the horse's eyes are looking off to the side, not like rolled back in its head.

JULIA:  Uh-hmm.

AMANDA: The horse— it has a sort of like ghoulish smile. Yeah, this is probably the worst horse I've ever seen.

JULIA:  Yeah. Yeah. I just wanted to share that with you. The picture itself is very—

AMANDA:  Well, thank you.

JULIA:  —enlightening, and then there's that horse and you're like, "Hmm. Okay, interesting, interesting."

AMANDA:  Yep. Sorry. Now, I'm just imagining me walking up to that painting in a museum that I didn't know it was there and just being like, "This pervert." And everyone in the gallery looks at me like, "Excuse me?"

JULIA:  You— don't you see the pervert horse? Come on. He's right there.

AMANDA: Look at it.

JULIA: Alright. So the first written reference to the mare is in Scandinavia, and we can see that it has like kind of always been this monstrous creature since at least the 13th century. So this comes from a Norse saga of a king who has abandoned his wife. He told this woman that he was going to return within 3 years after they were married. After 10 years, had not returned yet, which, in my opinion, is a very reasonable amount of time to wait before seeking revenge.

AMANDA: Yeah. No, that— that feels about right. Like, you— you have time— three times over to fulfill your promise, and either I'm going to assume you're dead, or go forth and revenge.

JULIA:  Right. And at this point, she had heard that he was not dead.

AMANDA: Ah.

JULIA: He was just fucking around in another country.

AMANDA: Yeah, no that's totally fair.

JULIA:  So, she decides she wants to get revenge. So she reaches out to this Finnish sorcerer Hopa, who conjures the mare to exact revenge on the king while he sleeps.

AMANDA:  Love the idea that like, "Not even your dreams are safe from me, sweetheart."

JULIA:  Yes, exactly. So in this case, the creature seems to be kind of like invisible, can only be seen and felt by the king, who— he goes to sleep, and then he starts like, crying out in his sleep, that like, "Oh, I'm being ridden by this mare." So the servants rush in to help their king, they try to hold his head, and the creature start stomping on his legs until they're broken.

AMANDA: Oh, no.

JULIA: When the servants see that, like, the legs are getting injured, they try to hold on to the legs, so the creature moves up to the king's head and smothers him, killing him, and giving his wife the revenge that she asked for.

AMANDA: Oh, shit. I didn't even know that mares could hit your corporeally like that.

JULIA:  Oh, yeah, yeah. So not only are they kind of giving you these nightmares, they are, like, invading your dreamscape, so to speak.

AMANDA: Yeah.

JULIA:  But they are also like capable of putting like physical pressure on your body to the point where it can kill you. And that's kind of where we're getting that sort of Old Norse word, which means like to press, or oppress, or smother, you know?

AMANDA: Oh, wow, yeah.

JULIA: So they're doing that from the beginning, that's where we're getting the name from.

AMANDA: And Julia, don't people sort of report feelings of being bound or pressure when they experienced sleep paralysis occasionally?

JULIA: Yes, absolutely. So for people who have not experienced sleep paralysis, or have never heard of that before, it is really this like idea of you're kind of locked inside your body for a moment where— especially like when you're on the precipice in between sleeping and waking. And a lot of times people will not be able to move their bodies and will also experience hallucinations.

AMANDA: Hmm.

JULIA:  So a lot of times, when people talk about like— for example, we have a lot of stories about, like, shadow figures that people see when they wake up from their sleep and stuff like that, in our hometown, urban legends. A lot of those are probably associated with the phenomenon of sleep paralysis.

AMANDA: Fascinating.

JULIA: Yeah. So it's very likely that human beings, as long as we've been having nightmares, have also been experiencing sleep paralysis, and it's like a fairly common thing. Like, some people will get it, like, very routinely, while other people will, like, have it for a short time and then kind of grow out of it. Sometimes children in particular experience more sleep paralysis than adults do. It's like a really interesting just like phenomenon that our brain does to our bodies.

AMANDA: Because it's a jerk. Brains can be jerks.

JULIA: Brains can be jerks. I wish my brain was less of a jerk. So, okay, even like kings can fall victim to these creatures, it can literally kill you. They can be summoned by sorceresses and witches, and stuff like that. But at the same time, like from around the same period and in Scandinavia, there's also this association between the mare and fetches. Have we talked about fetches on the show before?

AMANDA: I don't think so.

JULIA: We might have talked about the— the concept, but not with the name fetch. But fetch is basically like an apparition, or like a supernatural doppelganger that is considered an omen of death, where you to see your own.

AMANDA: Hmm.

JULIA:  So, like, a lot of cultures will be like, "Oh, you know, I had a dream where I saw myself lying in a pool of blood on the battlefield the day before a battle." And they're like, "Well, you're gonna die because you saw that in your vision." You know what I mean the Morrigan, for example is really associated with fetches, like seeing your own clothes being washed with bloodstains on them by the Morrigan—

AMANDA: Oh, sure.

JULIA: —is considered, like, you know, kind of seeing that omen of death approaching.

AMANDA: So it's like a doppelganger in the sense if you're seeing yourself from outside yourself. It's not like a— a creature, or an image, or like a belonging that's representative of you. It's more like literally seeing your death.

JULIA:  Yes, literally.

AMANDA:  Got it.

JULIA:  And it's not necessarily even seeing your death, it's just seeing your, like, doppelganger or, like, self, that is a implication that you are soon going to die. Like, I think the— kind of it comes from the idea of, like, your soul has already left your body and you just haven't realized it yet.

AMANDA: No, it's really scary. And I know some people have sort of, like, POV dreams where they will be— you know, from an external perspective observing themself, but I've never had that, and that it would freak me the heck out to, like, see myself separated from my own perspective in a dream.

JULIA: Yes, it's— it can be scary. For sure. And this is a phenomenon that has been reported in mythology and in stories for a long, long time. There's a story from around the same period that we were just talking about, about a man who had a dream where he is riding a red horse that's feet never touched the ground. And so when he wakes up from this dream, he's like, "Oh, this is a good sign. Like, this is an omen of the gods. Like, I'm gonna, like, go into battle, and this red horse is going to, you know, take me there, and it'll be great." And his wife is like, "No, no, no, no, no."

AMANDA: No, my guy.

JULIA: This is a mare that sent you a fetch in your dreams, and the color of the horse, because it's red, is surely a sign of death because it means blood.

AMANDA: Damn. Sorry to tell you that, honey.

JULIA: Sorry to tell you that, honey. I did not have time to read the whole saga in which this story is featured, to see if this ended up being a bad thing. But given that it's a Norse saga, it's probably a safe bet that it did not end well for this man.

AMANDA: No. No, I'm sure did not.

JULIA: Like, safe bet.

AMANDA: Julia, I am going to Norway on my honeymoon in— in a couple months and—

JULIA: Exciting.

AMANDA: —I am going to look out for— for these creatures. And if Eric has a dream about me, or I have a dream about him, we're simply not going to talk about it.

JULIA: Yes, don't— just— just don't do it, just don't do it. So the mare did not only get up to dream-related shenanigans. In Sweden, and in Norway, it was believed that the mare would actually ride horses in the middle of the night. So that by morning, they would be, like, exhausted and covered in sweat rather than well-rested. Which like, obviously, for a farmer or someone like that, who relies on that horse for field work and stuff, not a good thing.

AMANDA: No, I would also be like, "What's wrong with you, sweetie pie?" Because if the horse has a fever, or the horse is sick, or the horse got out, that'd be bad.

JULIA: There's also a thing where it's like horses that are ridden and then you don't pull them down properly, they can get sick very easily, I think, is a thing.

AMANDA: Yeah. I— I'm not sure how true that is, but it is where we get the phrase like ridden hard and put away wet. You know, like you— you—

JULIA: You don't put them away wet.

AMANDA: You got to cool the baby down. You got to groom them, you got to make sure they're okay. I don't know if it's the same as like my mom insisting that I would die of a cold every time I went outside with wet hair without a hat in the winter, you know what I mean? I— I don't think that that part is true, but it certainly can't be good.

JULIA: Yeah. No, I don't— I don't think it can be. So the problem is not only are sweaty horses a sign that you've been visited by a mare in the middle of the night.

AMANDA: Julia, I gotta tell you Sweaty Horse is my favorite Kacey Musgraves remix.

JULIA: It's very good. It's very good. So they also had a habit of entangling the hair of a creature that they visited at night, whether that be a horse or a person.

AMANDA: No. Is this why Jonathan van Ness told me to sleep with my hair in a scrunchie?

JULIA: Well, that might be so that edges of your hair don't get too broken.

AMANDA: Sure, sure, sure.

JULIA:  That's why you wear a bonnet and stuff like that to protect very, like, delicate hair. Those are referred to as mare locks, Amanda.

AMANDA: Oh.

JULIA: So if you wake up with particularly bad bedhead in the morning, it is very possible that you were visited by a mare in the night.

AMANDA: That's amazing. My hair is in— at a very strange medium length right now, it can barely get put up in a ponytail, but it is long enough to— to look pretty wild. So I'm— I'm waking up— I'm waking up with unprecedented bedhead every day, and now I am sure gonna think about mares whenever that happens.

JULIA: Well, if you have a nightmare and then also wake up with really bad bedhead, definitely a mare.

AMANDA: That's tough, that's tough.

JULIA: Which like, again, makes sense. Like, you're probably tossing and turning during a nightmare.

AMANDA:  Yes.

JULIA:  And so the likelihood that your hair is going to get even more messed up is high.

AMANDA:  That's fair. As long as I don't smell any sweaty horses, though, I— I think I'll be okay.

JULIA:  Well, fingers crossed. They're also out there, Amanda, tangling trees in the middle of the night with their riding. So if you were to see branches that have been kind of entangled with one another, it's because a mare has been riding them in the middle of the night as well.

AMANDA:  I see.

JULIA:  There's actually this phenomenon of these kinds of like weird-looking pine trees that grow in both Sweden and in Germany, mostly on like coastal rocks or in like very damp ground, that kind of results in them looking very twisted and kind of stunted. And in Sweden, they are translated as mare pines. While in Germany, they're referred to as the nightmare pine.

AMANDA:  That is incredibly metal.

JULIA:  Isn't that cool? Isn't that cool itself?

AMANDA:  Yes.

JULIA: Alright. So Germany's version of the mare is fairly similar to the Scandinavian version that we just talked about. Though, I did want to share, Amanda, please, try to contain your joy.

AMANDA:  Okay.

JULIA: A Westphalian prayer.

AMANDA: Whoa.

JULIA: That one would say before they went to sleep in order to ward off mares.

AMANDA: Explain to the people why I'm so excited, Julia.

JULIA: Well, Amanda and I love a musical called Candide.

AMANDA: Yes.

JULIA:  That is set in Westphalia.

AMANDA: Incredible.

JULIA: So this is like a little prayer that they would do before they went to sleep, kind of the like, if I lay me down to sleep kind of thing that we grew up probably saying.

AMANDA: Uh-hmm.

JULIA: But it was also sometimes written down on charms and one would keep it like near their bed to strengthen the ward against the mare. Would you like to hear the little prayer?

AMANDA: Please. Not me realizing today that Westphalia is a real place.

JULIA:  Oh, yep, yep, yep, yep.

AMANDA:  Did think it was a fake place made up for Candide. Okay, go on.

JULIA:  Okay. So here is the prayer the ward that one would say before going to bed. "Here, I'm lying down to sleep. No nightmare shall plague me until they have swum through all the waters that flow upon the earth and counted all stars that appear in the firmament."

AMANDA:  That's pretty good. That sounds like an excellent task to give a toddler before— like tire them out or prevent them from wanting to do, you know, something time-intensive.

JULIA: It's like counting sheep, except you're—

AMANDA: Uh-hmm.

JULIA: —like, "Alright, now count all of the stars, small child."

AMANDA: Yeah. Or, like, all the—

JULIA: Who probably can't get past 20.

AMANDA: Or all the many myths that are like, "Yeah, count every grain of sand, and then we'll talk."

JULIA: This is actually really interesting, because there are some other spirits that if you wanted to get rid of them, you give them an impossible task, and we'll talk a little bit about that on the later half of this episode. But I just put two and two together. I'm like, "Wait, that sounds like the other thing that I'm going to talk about later. Exciting."

AMANDA: Mr. Sandman. Love it.

JULIA: Now, we're gonna move on to the Slavic, specifically Polish Mare, which is known as the Mara. And it's really interesting because this is tied to this Slavic pre-Christian goddess named Marzana. Now, Marzana is tied to winter and the cold, but also to death and agriculture. So as you can imagine with those associations, she's kind of tied to the cycle of death and rebirth, and especially like the winter time part of that death and rebirth cycle.

AMANDA:  Totally.

JULIA:  And there's still, like, occasionally kind of these like celebrations that are references to Marzana even in the LOL, it's not pagan, it's fine generation that we're currently in.

AMANDA:  Yeah.

JULIA: But I think she's really interesting, and she's also strongly associated with dreams, which is where her kind of association with the Mare or the Mara comes in. So in Polish tradition, the Mara kind of has very various origins as to how they come to be, right? Sometimes it is the soul of a person who was wronged or died without being able to give their final confession. As you can tell, this is very like post-Christian introduction to Europe and really playing on the LOL, it's not pagan, it's fine tropes.

AMANDA: Uh-hmm.

JULIA: Sometimes it is the seventh daughter in a family, which I guess is particularly cursed, because then you have to pay the dowry on all those ladies and marry them off.

AMANDA: Damn.

JULIA: Sometimes it's people who have their names pronounced incorrectly when they're getting baptized, which is one of my favorite origins.

AMANDA: Incredible. That's a real— like, man, we love to find little loopholes like the Achilles heel style, that's the most prominent example to me, where like, "Oh, you forgot this one thing, therefore, you're fucked."

JULIA: Imagine becoming a Mara every time you go to Starbucks, and they get your name wrong.

AMANDA:  Yeah, that would be excruciating. But also, like, you probably just met that priest or you're, like, exhausted new parents. You're not gonna, like, correct the priest during the baptism, but I guess you would if this was a thing that could happen.

JULIA: Exactly. Exactly. So I like the idea that, like, this is the only time that you can question or correct people in power, is when you're like, "I don't want my child to become a Mara, so can you do that again, please? Can you do it correctly this time?"

AMANDA:  Insert here the GIF of Cirie Fields from last year's Big Brother saying, "Clean that shit up."

JULIA:  Another one of my favorite origins— well, not favorite, but most dramatic, is if a woman is promised to marry a man, but he marries someone else, the slighted woman becomes a Mara in the night to seek her revenge.

AMANDA:  Okay. I guess revenge is a good thing, but I'm like, why is the woman become a Mara, why—why can't the man haunt people in the night?

JULIA: I think this is a callback to that story about the king that we just talked about.

AMANDA:  Yeah. No, that's very true. And I guess— I guess it is a way to be like, "Okay, nothing in society allows me to have any agency and I'm somehow ruined because this man reneged on a promise. Okay."

JULIA:  Yeah. And— like, exactly. That's kind of like what we talked about with the episode with Fayge that we just had come out a couple of weeks ago.

AMANDA:  Yeah.

JULIA:  Where it's like women really had no recourse of getting justice, so this idea that they could get supernatural justice, it's kind of a nice thought.

AMANDA:  That's true. That's true. You're right.

JULIA:  The Polish Mara takes a little bit more of a twist than the previous ones, because they can transform into animals, instead of just being the creepy, little guy that we talked about earlier. So they can transform into cats and frogs. Sometimes they could also transform into, like, non-animal, like nonliving things. When they take these kinds of animal weird forms and not just the creepy, little dude that we talked about earlier, they will drain people of their energy and sometimes blood in the middle of the night.

AMANDA: Oh, okay. We wake up a little anemic and sad.

JULIA:  So before we head to the refill, Amanda, I gotta tell you the best practices to keep away the Mara according to Polish tradition. And I'm going to take them from, like, average/easiest to wildest, and you're gonna tell me if I correctly ordered these, alright?

AMANDA: Okay, this sounds good. Now, I live in a Polish neighborhood. I have a bunch of like Polish, you know, craft stores, bookstores, spiritual stores nearby, so if I need to stock up on anything, I'm just going to start making a shopping list.

JULIA:  Okay, excellent. So let's say mildest to wildest, alright?

AMANDA:  This is good. Yes.

JULIA:  Mildest to wildest, change your sleep position.

AMANDA: Okay, there you go. Confuse them, Julia. They don't know where my ear, or my eyes, my mouth, however, they get in there's going to be.

JULIA: Drink coffee before going to sleep.

AMANDA: Okay. Now, this one— this one, confusing. Maybe it'll keep me jittery, maybe I'll be so grateful or exhausted by the time I fall asleep that I will successfully not be able to be woken up by Mara, but this one I'm getting a little dicey.

JULIA: Okay. Sleep with a belt on.

AMANDA: Oh. Not comfortable, but I mean, I guess I could get it done.

JULIA: Throwing a noose at the creature, piece of a noose. Not a full noose, just a piece of noose.

AMANDA: I mean, I guess I could keep that next to my bedside to throw if need be. But I don't want to be going around making or buying nooses.

JULIA: Fair. Fair. How about inviting it to breakfast?

AMANDA: Oh. So, wait, I— am I aware or do I see it come in?

JULIA: I guess this is the case where if you wake up sleep paralysis style and you see it resting on your chest.

AMANDA: Okay. Well, then that's simply an excuse to cook a more elaborate breakfast than I otherwise would for myself, that's fine.

JULIA: Leaving a bundle of hay in your bed and going to sleep in another room, like a teenager sneaking out of the house.

AMANDA: Yeah, that's a— that's pretty funny. I think I would never get the hay out of my sheets or mattress is the problem.

JULIA: Yes. And then finally, smearing some poop on your front door.

AMANDA: Hmm. We're gonna— we're gonna— we're gonna not do that. We're gonna go ahead and— and not, but I do love that the Mare is like, "Hmm, too gross."

JULIA:  "Too smelly, don't like."

AMANDA: Can't smell the hay, can smell the poop.

JULIA: Alright. How was my order from mildest to wildest?

AMANDA: I think that's great. I think inviting it to breakfast is pretty entertaining, but I'd probably do that before throwing something at it, just because I— I like a conciliatory approach if I can manage it.

JULIA: I just thought the randomness of it kind of balanced it to go a little bit ahead of the— the noose-throwing, because like—

AMANDA:  That's fair, that's fair.

JULIA:  —throwing something at a creature that is doing you harm makes sense to me, but then inviting it for breakfast, I'm like, "Huh."

AMANDA: Wait, what?

JULIA:  "Okay."

AMANDA:  Well, listen, Poland, no one's more creative than you, so thank you.

JULIA:  There you go. Alright. So those are the Mares of our nightmares, Amanda. But why don't we grab a refill and talk about some other nightmare creatures from around the world?

AMANDA: Let's do it.

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JULIA: Amanda, we are back from our refill. And did you know that there's already a pretty classic cocktail out there called The Nightmare?

AMANDA: I didn't but, you know, that does not surprise me. It feels like a thing that you— you know, you put one elbow on the bar and you say, "A nightmare, please."

JULIA: A Nightmare, please.

AMANDA: Then the bartender says, "Ma'am, you're not Marilyn Monroe." And I say, "That's okay."

JULIA:  They say, "Ma'am, we do not carry the fortified French wine, Dubonnet."

AMANDA: Okay, tell me— tell me about it. What am I drinking here?

JULIA:  Alright. So it's gin, French fortified wine called Dubonnet, cherry liqueur, not like too cherry, but cherry liqueur, orange juice, and a dash of orange bitters.

AMANDA:  Oh.

JULIA:  I don't think it's much of a nightmare of a cocktail. I don't— it's not particularly like overly cherry-flavored. It's a really nice balance of kind of sweet and bitter, that is pretty nice. Overall, solidly balanced cocktail. So the next time that you want to feel like a nightmare, but you don't want to drink that tastes like it, I think try the Nightmare Cocktail. And you can find the recipe on our Patreon by going to patreon.com/spiritspodcast.

AMANDA: Wow. Along with recipe cards, alcoholic and non-alcoholic, for every single of the 377 episodes that come before this.

JULIA: Exactly. Alright. So we've talked about the mare behind the nightmare, but they are not the only supernatural creatures that are associated with bad dreams. So for this back half of the episode, we're going to talk about some other ones from around the world. To get us started, I feel like it would be remiss for us not to talk about the Baku, which is something that we've talked about on the show before, but it is so tied to dreams and nightmares that I— I just had to talk about them, you know?

AMANDA: Never a bad time to revisit the Baku.

JULIA: Exactly. So for those of you who don't remember, the Baku is a yokai. It's a very odd-looking yokai because supposedly, they were made up of all the spare bits that were left over after the gods made all the other animals.

AMANDA: And yes, we— we are saying that it's an odd-looking yokai even compared to what some yokai look like, so this—is this is really out there.

JULIA: Yeah. So they have the trunk of an elephant, ears of a rhino, tail of a cow, body of a bear, paws of a tiger. And what they're actually doing is describing the Malaysian tapir, but that's besides the point, it's fine.

AMANDA: I— I mean, it's also—it also looks like a forgotten or odds and ends creature with— with much love to the tapir, yeah.

JULIA: They're so silly. I love them so much. Anyway, so for the most part, Baku, a pretty positive creature compared to the mare. They feed on bad dreams rather than bringing them to people while they sleep. However, there is a little problem, because if someone was to call on the Baku too often to eat their nightmares, the Baku starts to become much more hungry for even more and more, and it will eat their positive dreams as well, which leaves the person feeling unmotivated and unfulfilled when they wake.

AMANDA: An important lesson in— in moderation, and self-soothing, and, you know, reaching out for help but not too much because, you know, you can't depend on it totally.

JULIA: Yeah. The Baku, in particular, is usually, like— it's a creature that visits children because children will call on the Baku to eat their nightmares. So it's like kind of teaching children being like, "This is a worst-case scenario thing. It's— it's okay to ask for help. But if you ask for too much help, then you're not able to do the things that you love anymore."

AMANDA: It's good, sweet.

JULIA: Yes, it's not— not a bad lesson to learn for a child.

AMANDA: For sure.

JULIA: Unlike the sweet baby boy Baku, who means very well. The Philippines has an ancient spirit that is much more close to the mare. The Batibat is a grotesque female creature that lives in trees, kind of like a— a version of a Dryad, I would say, where it's like a— a spirit that is connected to a specific tree.

AMANDA: Oh, so like within— within the structure of the tree itself, not like living in the branches?

JULIA: Yes. No, they, like, have a specific tree that is theirs.

AMANDA: Uh-hmm.

JULIA: For the most part, they live in those trees, not disturbing anyone or anything like that. But when their tree is cut down, especially for like building houses—

AMANDA: Hmm.

JULIA: —that is when they become malevolent.

AMANDA: Uh-hmm.

JULIA: So they will follow the tree to the home that is being built, or repaired, or what have you. And it will do whatever it can to stop humans from sleeping near the wood that their tree used to be.

AMANDA: Hmm.

JULIA: If a person tries to sleep near it, the Batibat will wait until they fall asleep and then will begin to suffocate their victim. They will invade their dream space, give them nightmares, as well as cause sleep paralysis, and sometimes even waking nightmares.

AMANDA:  Yeah. No, I— I would simply never cut down a tree.

JULIA: Yeah. And, like, even if you, like, hire a builder, who then does that, the builder is not the one being blamed, you're still being blamed.

AMANDA: Nope, they don't have to live there.

JULIA: You're just like, "Alright. And I'm gonna sell this house, and I'm never gonna do it again."

AMANDA: Uh-uh.

JULIA: If you were to experience an attack from a Batibat, you must either bite your thumb or wiggle your toes in order to ward it off, which seems very like basic and easy and stuff like that. But consider for a second, like, one of the big things that they tell you when you are experiencing sleep paralysis is to, like, attempt to be aware of where your body is, and be aware of, like, what your body can and can't do. So trying to wiggle your toes, for example, is a good way of trying to come out of sleep paralysis. So it's very interesting that, like, that's the advice that they give, given that the Batibat is connected to sleep paralysis.

AMANDA: Fascinating.

JULIA: Isn't that so cool?

AMANDA: Again, Philippines, no one goes harder than you.

JULIA: We love it. It's— if you look at photos of it, it's scary.

AMANDA: Yeah, I won't, but I appreciate the offer.

JULIA: Amanda, great choice. Alright. So there are a couple more flavors of nightmare and dream spirit that come out of Europe as well. One of them is the Liderc, which is a supernatural creature from Hungarian tradition. So a Liderc is an example of, actually, one of my favorite tropes, which is like normal thing gives birth to super weird creature.

AMANDA: Okay. That's a trope you like because it hits you to the core and scares you, or it's just like full of dramatic potential?

JULIA:  Full of dramatic potential, and just kind of fun.

AMANDA: Yeah.

JULIA: Like for example, like the basilisk is one of those where it's like it's a chicken egg, but it was hatched by, I think, a frog or something.

AMANDA: I see.

JULIA: And therefore, becomes the basilisk.

AMANDA: Right on.

JULIA: Cool. Right? So a Liderc is said to be the first egg of a black hen, which is kept warm under the arm of a human.

AMANDA: Oh.

JULIA: Example number one, or a black hen's egg that is hatched in a pile of manure.

AMANDA: Oh.

JULIA: No matter how this creature is born, it will eventually transform into a spirit that resembles a person, not a chicken, surprisingly.

AMANDA: Oh.

JULIA: And it will basically, like, imprint and attach itself to the person that hatches it, and wants to be its lover.

AMANDA:  Oh. Interesting.

JULIA:  In a lot of these stories, the person who is doing the hatching is a woman, and so the creature transforms into a man, which will sit on her body and suck her blood while she sleeps, which makes her weak and withers her away, and also plagues her with nightmares.

AMANDA: Yeah. This sounds like a very interesting and, like, detailed explanation for any of a number of, like, wasting diseases, right? Whether it's like—

JULIA: Uh-hmm.

AMANDA: —anemia, tuberculosis, or like anything else that might be impacting someone. But I— I think that's fascinating, the sort of like twining together of, like, sexual desire and the sapping of energy.

JULIA: Yeah. I also think a really interesting analogy for abusive relationships.

AMANDA: Hmm. Totally.

JULIA:  It's really interesting, it is so inherently tied with nightmares. Actually, the Hungarian word for nightmare comes from a, like, direct translation for the pressure on a body from a Liderc sitting on a person's chest.

AMANDA: Oh, shit. Wow.

JULIA:  That's really cool, right? It means like Liderc pressure is the direct translation for nightmare in Hungarian.

AMANDA: Absolutely incredible etymology. It feels, though, doable not to let your black chickens roost near manure, or ever put an egg under your own arm.

JULIA:  Now, Amanda, you're absolutely correct, because that's like a thing that wouldn't just like randomly happen, you know? It seems like something that you would—

AMANDA: Yeah.

JULIA: —want to set out to do.

AMANDA: Yeah.

JULIA: And that is very much the case, because in exchange for the nightmares, and the blood, and the energy-sucking that's happening here, the Liderc will hoard gold and will make its partner rich.

AMANDA: Oh, there it is.

JULIA: So if you were to, you know, create a Liderc and you were then able to accumulate a bunch of gold, it might be worth it in exchange for the nightmares in the blood and the whatnot.

AMANDA: Interesting.

JULIA: But you are also able to rid yourself of the Liderc, which you can do by, and I mentioned this before, persuading it to perform an impossible task.

AMANDA: Yay.

JULIA: Which it will attempt to do until it withers away.

AMANDA:  That's pretty good. Like count every blade of grass or, you know, pluck every piece of hay from the barn floors, something like that.

JULIA: I think one of the examples they gave was, like, trying to rope sand.

AMANDA: Hmm.

JULIA: Which I think is kind of fun. And you're like, "Can't do that. You're absolutely right, you cannot do that."

AMANDA: Nope.

JULIA:  Alright. So one of the last ones that I want to talk about is the Pesanta, which is from Catalonia.

AMANDA:  Ooh.

JULIA: Now, the Pesanta is an enormous black dog, super hairy, most notable for its steel paws that are covered in holes.

AMANDA: Oh.

JULIA: The paws make him extremely dangerous, because one blow can kill a man. However, because of the holes in his paws, it's impossible for him to grab anything.

AMANDA:  Oh, little guy, oh, no.

JULIA:  So he's very frustrated by that.

AMANDA: I mean, I— I too will be frustrated.

JULIA:  So it is said that he lives in abandoned churchyards, which actually kind of strikes me as maybe a reference to the church grims, which we've talked about in previous episodes before.

AMANDA:  Yes, indeed. Big, black dog living by a church.

JULIA:  Living by a church, but if church abandoned maybe turns into the Pesanta.

AMANDA: Hmm. I don't like it.  And the holes in the— in the paws actually perhaps a reference to, like, stigmata. I don't know, maybe there is a— a sort of Christian tie into this.

JULIA:  Very possible, very possible. A lot of these ones, you know, pre-Christian origin, but then survived through Christianity.

AMANDA:  Syncretize, yeah.

JULIA:  And so we see a lot of, like, the— the synchronization. So he will sneak into towns at night. He will slip through any hole that he can find, keyholes, under doors, gaps, and walls, et cetera, et cetera.

AMANDA: Hmm.

JULIA:  And will try to find sleeping people, right? So he will then sit on their chest, causing them to suffocate, and plaguing them with nightmares. Again, like the— the beats are all very similar, which I think is kind of cool. And again, shows that kind of through line of this was a physical thing that people have been experiencing since people were people.

AMANDA: Uh-hmm.

JULIA: And, like, have created stories for. I love the kind of globalness of this.

AMANDA: 100%.

JULIA:  If you were to wake up while the Pesanta is there, you will see as it flees, that it's just like a shadow streaking across your walls in the shape of a dog, which is very cool and very scary, and again, very sleep paralysis, hallucination-based. There are ways of warding off the Pesanta, mostly it's spreading millet on the threshold of your bedroom.

AMANDA: Oh.

JULIA: Or placing a broom next to your bed, which will manage to ward it away.

AMANDA: A prune?

JULIA:  A broom.

AMANDA: Oh. I was like, "Oh— oh, I could do that."

JULIA:  I could put prunes there, easy. Also, a broom is very easy to put next to your bed, so—

AMANDA:  It is. Does the dog get, like, distracted and play with it? That's really cute.

JULIA:  No, I think it's more to do with— you know how like witches are associated with brooms and the sweeping away of evil spirits—

AMANDA: Sure, sure.

JULIA: —from the threshold? I think that's very much the— the same origins of that.

AMANDA: Well, you'll need it to sweep up all the millet that you have to put on your floor day in and day out.

JULIA:  Oh, God. All that millet just spilled everywhere. So listeners, you know, next time you have a nightmare, keep in mind that you might be plagued by one of these nightmare creatures that has decided to target you. Very likely that that's the case. It's good news, because there's lots of ways of warding them away. It's either that, or according to scientific research, you might just be stressed out.

AMANDA:  Yeah.

JULIA:  Studies conclude that nightmares are directly correlated with stress in your life. So maybe like a little bit of meditation or relaxation before falling asleep will help you avoid a visit from one of these nightmare creatures.

AMANDA:  I wish uninterrupted, undisturbed sleep for every conspirator listening. And I wish to adopt the next Pesanta I see. I have a great deal of fondness for this creature. I love him.

JULIA:  I love him. He can bring me all the nightmares he wants.

AMANDA: That's okay.

JULIA:  It's fine with me.

AMANDA: That's okay, little sweetie.

JULIA:  Also Amanda, hey, eating cheese before going to bed, does not cause nightmares.

AMANDA: Hey.

JULIA: Eat all the cheese you damn well please before bed if you want.

AMANDA: A PSA from Spirits Podcast.

JULIA: PSA from Spirits Podcast, Charles Dickens lied to you.

AMANDA: Charles Dickens lied about everything, okay? That's fine.

JULIA:  He lied about a lot of stuff, so don't listen to Charles Dickens. Eat as much cheese as you want and you will not be plagued by nightmares.

AMANDA:  Cool. And next time, you see a millet in the grocery store, remember—

JULIA:  Stay creepy.

AMANDA: —stay cool.

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Episode 373: The Chinese Zodiac

The Chinese New Year is nearly upon us, and it’s the Year of the Dragon! But where do the animals of the zodiac come from? And are there legends surrounding the celebrations? You bet there are!


Content Warning: This episode contains conversations about or mentions of child endangerment, birth, pregnancy, animal death/endangerment, death, and illness. 


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Spirits is a boozy podcast about mythology, legends, and folklore. Every episode, co-hosts Julia and Amanda mix a drink and discuss a new story or character from a wide range of places, eras, and cultures. Learn brand-new stories and enjoy retellings of your favorite myths, served over ice every week, on Spirits.


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AMANDA:  Welcome to Spirits Podcast, a boozy dive into mythology, legends, and folklore. Every week we pour a drink and learn about a new story from around the world. I'm Amanda.

JULIA:  And I'm Julia. And this week Amanda, Chinese New Year's coming up pretty soon.

AMANDA: Hell yeah, dude. So excited. The schools here in New York City are off. There's awesome parades, love to patron our local Chinese-owned businesses. What a good time of year.

JULIA: Yeah. So it is going to begin on February 10th this year, it is the Year of the Dragon, which I'm kind of really excited about. It's supposed to be a very lucky year. And because it's coming up so soon, I've been thinking a lot about the new year and the Chinese Zodiac. And I'm realizing that while I knew like a little bit about these kinds of things through stories and references, and media and stuff like that, I don't know a lot about the origins of either. So today, I kind of want to talk about the origins of the Chinese Zodiac, the legendary origins of the animals, and the New Year, and then also talk about the way that the festival is typically celebrated.

AMANDA: I love that.

JULIA: Because this is kind of like an important cultural and religious holiday celebrated not just in China, but across the world, as— as we just mentioned, I'm sure I am not the only person who did not grow up celebrating it who's listening to this episode, but is still interested. So this is mainly for those people, and I am so curious. I'll— I'll do a call to action at the end of the episode, but hey, I want to hear if you grew up celebrating Chinese New Year, if you still celebrate the Chinese New Year, I want to hear all about what your celebrations look like.

AMANDA: Absolutely. I know how my friends celebrated growing up, and I would love to know what your specific traditions are, and we'll do a little follow-up.

JULIA: So to start us off, let's kind of talk about the basics here. Chinese New Year celebrates the beginning of the year for the traditional Chinese calendar, which is a lunisolar calendar. And there—

AMANDA: Just like the Jews, baby.

JULIA: And therefore, the year starts on the second new moon after the winter solstice. So that's why we're getting a February 10th celebration this year.

AMANDA:  Something feels good about getting through the sort of dregs of winter, you know, and then being like, "Yes, like I have a thing to look forward to. Spring is coming, like this is the move."

JULIA: Yes. So while that is the specific day of the New Year, the celebrations and observances that make up the festival, which is also known as the Spring Festival, go from the day before the New Year to the start of the lantern festival, which is held on the 15th day of the New Year.

AMANDA: Nice.

JULIA: So we'll talk a little bit more about the details of the celebration in the latter half of the episode. But the first thing I want to do is talk about the Chinese Zodiac, as each new year is connected to one of 12 animals that are part of this 12-year cycle, that is the Chinese Zodiac.

AMANDA: I love it.

JULIA: I— I say Zodiac, and there are some similarities between the Western Zodiac and the Chinese Zodiac. Each has 12 parts, and each is said to kind of influence a person's personality or fortune, based on when they're born. But unlike the Western Zodiac, the animals of the Chinese Zodiac are not references to constellations on the kind of, like, ecliptic path, which is, you know, the way that the Earth circles around the sun. But rather, these are based off of the Jovian Orbital Cycle, meaning the— the orbit of Jupiter around the sun, which is a little under 12 years. It takes a little under 12 years for Jupiter to fully revolve around the sun.

AMANDA: It's like operating on another timescale that I really appreciate. Because I was just thinking to myself when you said year of the dragon, I'm like, "I remember it being year of the dragon. Holy shit, that was 12 years ago."

JULIA: Do you know what our Chinese Zodiac sign is, Amanda?

AMANDA: Aren't we pig?

JULIA: We are the monkey.

AMANDA: The monkey. Okay.

JULIA: I was gonna say it might be different for you because you have a February birthday, but you're the end of February—

AMANDA: Yeah.

JULIA: —and like the latest it can be I think is like February 20th.

AMANDA: Yeah. I'm— I'm the beginning of the year of the monkey, then.

JULIA: So as a result of this kind of 12-year cycle that it takes for Jupiter to revolve around the sun, we get 12 animals each representing a year rather than the 12 constellations of the Western Zodiac, which each represent approximately about a month, you know?

AMANDA: Uh-hmm.

JULIA: So we use Zodiac as a shorthand to describe both of these, but only because it comes from this ancient Greek word, which means the cycle of animals, which honestly fits the Chinese Zodiac better than it does the Western Zodiac, because there's a lot of non-animals in the Western Zodiac.

AMANDA: Like Libra, that— that's not an animal.

JULIA: Those are scales. Virgo, that's not an animal. That's a lady.

AMANDA: Yeah, you're right that— that fits the cycle of animals a lot better.

JULIA: Precisely. So in Chinese astrology, we have these 12 animal signs that are assigned by year. But much like Western Astrology, where you have not only your sun sign but also your moon sign, and your rising sign, and your Venus sign and so on. A person has a further zodiac beyond the year that they're born in Chinese astrology. So your animal sign based on your years, how you kind of like present yourself, or how others perceive you. And then there's also an animal sign for your month of birth, your day of birth, and your hour of birth. Respectively, each represents your inner self, your true self, and your secret self.

AMANDA: Ooh, that's cool.

JULIA: And I really like it because they refer to it as like your secret animal. I'm like, "I want to know, my secret animal is. That's so cool."

AMANDA: Very much so.

JULIA: So as I mentioned before, this year is the Year of the Dragon, which is a particularly auspicious year. In fact, there tends to be a spike in birth rates during Years of the Dragon because babies born during this year are considered especially lucky, to the point where sometimes hospitals are overwhelmed and understaffed for giving birth during this time period, so good luck with babies, make your plans, you know? So the Year of the Dragon is also tied to the element of the Earth as all the animals in the Chinese zodiac are tied to one of the five elements of Chinese philosophy. So like Dragon is Earth, which is— I'm a little— I'm not like surprised by that. Like, if I was gonna guess dragon—

AMANDA:  That's not what I would guess. I would guess probably air or— you know, certainly I think there's a typical association with fire or even water, because we have— we have water dragons, but Earth, that surprises me.

JULIA: Yeah. And a lot of Eastern dragons are associated more with water than with fire, as we talked about in our dragons episode.

AMANDA: Uh-hmm.

JULIA: So we have these 12 animal signs that are in a particular order that— it's a constant cycle of these 12 animals, the cycle does not change. But how did we get these specific animals, and why are they in this specific order?

AMANDA: I have no idea, but I bet I'm about to find out.

JULIA: Oh, Amanda, being this is Spirits, we have a myth about that, and it has to do with a race.

AMANDA: Ooh. Is this the— is this the finishing order of the race?

JULIA: Yes. Yes, it is. Alright. So there are many variations of the story about the race that determined the Chinese zodiac, but this is kind of the one that I found the most commonly popped up in my research, so that's the one that I'm going to share. The story goes that the Jade Emperor, who is one of the most important gods in Chinese mythology, he called for a race to celebrate his birthday. He invited all of the animals in the world to compete in this race, but only 13 animals actually ended up participating in it.

AMANDA: Oh. Oh, boy. Who didn't finish?

JULIA: You'll find out. So the goal, basically, of the Jade Emperor was to create this kind of like time measurement for mortals, and he decided that that measurement would be determined by the order in which the animals crossed the finish line.

AMANDA: Sure.

JULIA: But this was no ordinary foot race, Amanda. They had to cross a river, a very large river with a very strong current, and then reach the finish line on the other shore.

AMANDA: I'm not gonna lie to you, that feels a little bit biased against nonamphibian or aquatic animal.

JULIA: Well, yes, that is 100% true, but you'll— you'll see what happens. So 13 animals were to compete in the race. They were the pig, dog, rooster, monkey, sheep, horse, snake, dragon, rabbit, tiger, ox, rat, and cat.

AMANDA: Hmm.

JULIA: Now, the cat and the rat, who were once friends, both knew that they weren't very strong swimmers. They knew they were going to struggle to swim across the strong currents of the river, but they were also both very clever. So they knew that their best option to win was by hopping onto the back of the ox. So, you know, big strong swimming ox, you know, can easily cross a river like that, et cetera, et cetera.

AMANDA: And Julia, we don't often talk about the fact that the ox, kind of high butt.

JULIA: Uh-hmm.

AMANDA: That butt is up there. The butt can be like equal to the head, like it is high. And so you can just perch right on top of one of those little cheeks, right— right across.

JULIA: Yeah, especially if you're a tiny little rat or a little cat.

AMANDA: Uh-hmm.

JULIA: That's exactly what they did. They ended up climbing onto the ox, the ox didn't really seem to mind the additional weight. You know, cat at most, what, 20 pounds?

AMANDA: I'm sure some conspirators will be like, "My cat, though."

JULIA: I think 20 pounds is large for a cat. I'm— I'm aiming high for the cat size on that one.

AMANDA: Ju— Julia, my cousin has three Maine Coons, they literally together weigh more than like his 8-year-old,

JULIA: They're huge cats, but also they're Maine Coon, not native to China in general.

AMANDA: Yeah.

JULIA: So probably wasn't a Maine Coon that was doing this race.

AMANDA: No, no, no.

JULIA: But I like it. I like the— I like the image. I like the vibe.

AMANDA: Fair.

JULIA: So they are crossing the river on the back of this ox. However, the rat was eager to win the race. He wanted to impress the Jade Emperor. So halfway across the river, the rat pushed the cat into the river.

AMANDA: No. Damn.

JULIA: In some stories, the cat drowned. In other stories, he simply swept away and cannot complete the race. There's also another version of the story where, like, everyone got invitations, and the rat told the cat that it was a different day, and so the cat misses the race entirely.

AMANDA: Damn.

JULIA: So like either way, like the cat and the rat, that's why they have beef.

AMANDA: Makes a lot of sense, there's history there.

JULIA: So the— that's why cats are always eager to catch rats. And that's like a good— not only do we have a mythological origin for the Chinese zodiac cycle, but also now we have a story for why cats want to eat rats.

AMANDA: Incredible. Tom and Jerry have no idea.

JULIA: Right. So regardless of what version or what happens, the ox and the rat make it across the river. The rat leaps from the back of the ox, comes in first in the race, and then the ox comes in second. And then soon behind the ox is the tiger who's quite strong, able to cross the river with ease. Tigers, shockingly good swimmers, by the way. Like just in general, like in real life.

AMANDA: Really? I mean, I guess that makes sense. I— I— I sort of associate cats with not loving water necessarily, but like tigers live in jungles, and forests, and mountains with all kinds of water in there.

JULIA: Yeah, yeah. I don't know if you've ever been to, like, a zoo where they have tigers, but like, oftentimes, if the tigers are active, they're out in the water, and it's like really cool to just see them like bopping around with, like, a little ball and stuff like that, just swimming, just doing their thing.

AMANDA: So cute.

JULIA: So as these three, the rat, the ox, and the tiger finished the— crossed the finish line, soon after they hear a loud thumping noise, which is the rabbit. And so the rabbit appears, he crosses the finish line. He had, rather than swim, jumped from stone to stone to cross the river, which is smart because he's a little rabbit. He can't really swim that well.

AMANDA: He didn't even get wet. He looks great for his finish line photo.

JULIA: Well, Amanda, he did get a little wet because as he's jumping from stone to stone, he ends up slipping on one of the wet stones and falls into the river, right?

AMANDA: Alright.

JULIA: Luckily, there was a log that was floating by at the time and the rabbit was able to grab onto it, and then it floated to the shore, letting the rabbit finished in 4th.

AMANDA: Love to hear it.

JULIA: Now, not far behind the rabbit, the dragon comes across the finish line, which kind of surprises both the Jade Emperor and all the other animals, because they were like, "Hey, the dragon can fly. Um, shouldn't you have won?"

AMANDA: What gives?

JULIA: "You could have just gone right across." And the dragon tells the Jade Emperor, "Hey, I stopped several times on my journey to help villagers that were having some trouble on the river."

AMANDA: Cute.

JULIA: "And then I was approaching the finish line, but then I saw the rabbit on the log and he seemed like he was having a tough time, so I blew a little wind his way and brushed him onto the shore so he could arrive safely."

AMANDA: Dragon. What a mensch.

JULIA: Dragon, good boy. So the dragon ends up coming in 5th behind the rabbit, and then not long after that, the horse gallops up to the finish line. However, Amanda, the horse did not realize at the time that the snake had actually slithered up its leg and had kind of hitched a ride on the horse, similar to how the rat in the cat had hitched a ride on the ox.

AMANDA: I see.

JULIA:  Now, the snake appearing in front of the horse, scares that horse because he's a big creature, but he's scared of snakes, obviously.

AMANDA: Yeah.

JULIA: And then the snake uses that to his advantage, comes in 6th place, horse comes in 7th.

AMANDA: Pissed.

JULIA: Yeah.

AMANDA: But also, a horse has good instincts, and a snake bite can take down a horse, so—

JULIA: True facts, true facts. It took a little bit more time, but the next to arrive at the finish line were the monkey, the rooster, and the sheep. And unlike the other animals who had used their own strengths or taken advantage of others, the monkey, the rooster, and the sheep had all agreed to work together to get to the finish line.

AMANDA: Nice.

JULIA: So the rooster had located a raft, while the other two animals had climbed aboard. And they worked together to kind of navigate this dangerous river and crossed it, so that the sheep became the 8th, the monkey became the 9th, and the rooster became the 10th.

AMANDA: Nice. Very cooperative, I'm into it.

JULIA: I love that. You know, like— you know if you're gonna be like, "Yeah, I'm a monkey, I can't really swim super well. I'm also a sheep, I can't swim super well. I'm a rooster, so I can't really fly, I guess, so we'll— we'll all just cross together." Like, what a great teamwork building.

AMANDA: Exactly.

JULIA: It's like—

AMANDA: I can wait another year or two.

JULIA: I really like the idea of this being like the— the teamwork exercise for like a company that the Jade Emperor is, like, throwing. It'd be like— and then there's a ropes course after this.

AMANDA: Exactly. And— and the floor is lava, and these little scooters are islands, and you must get across.

JULIA: Oh, man. I missed that scooter game from elementary school. It was so cool.

AMANDA: I know.

JULIA: So the next to arrive was the dog, who was a great swimmer. Dogs, pretty good swimmers. But he had arrived to the race actually late, and so therefore was one of the last to finish because he just didn't get there on time.

AMANDA:  What was he doing?

JULIA: Uh, I don't know. Chillin'.

AMANDA: Chillin', playing, getting like distracted about peanut butter.

JULIA: He found a big stick and then could not get it through a doorway. That's my favorite dog thing.

AMANDA: Oh, shit.

JULIA: He's like, "Look how big the stick is."

AMANDA: Always happens.

JULIA: So the dog finished in 11th, and the Jade Emperor at this point, getting tired of waiting to see who the last animal to arrive is going to be, checking out that river, is like, "You know what would be really nice right now? I want to take a bath in that river. That'd be really good. Like, I just want to take a quick bath like, you know, enjoy my birthday."

AMANDA: Hmm.

JULIA:  A nice bath on someone's birthday, wonderful. Love it.

AMANDA: Sure.

JULIA:  So just as he's about to get into those tempting waters and call the race off, he hears the small little oink, and the pig arrives.

AMANDA: Aw. The pig.

JULIA: Now, the pig had become hungry in the middle of the race, decided to stop, find some food, after he ate, fell asleep, which you know, honestly, relatable, same.

AMANDA: So relatable.

JULIA: But he managed to cross the river once he woke up from his nap, thus making him the 12th and last animal to arrive.

AMANDA: Listen, Julia, if you ask me, the pig, actually, won here, because he got to have a snack, have a nap, and still make it into the zodiac.

JULIA: You know what? I think we should all embody the pig a little bit more.

AMANDA: Yeah.

JULIA: When the year of the pig rolls around again in 7 years, I think, we should all just take that as a year where we're like, "We're going to treat ourselves. We're going to take our time. We're going to be gentle with ourselves and not feel rushed by society."

AMANDA: We're going to have more snacks, have more naps. The— the finish line comes for us all one day, and 11 of us didn't have a snack or a nap. And one of us did.

JULIA: Yeah.

AMANDA: Who do you want to be?

JULIA: Some of us did get to sleep in a little and then arrive late. I'm looking at you, dog. Meanwhile, some of us were like, "I had to help many people on the way over here, and that's why I'm fifth."

AMANDA: Good for the dragon.

JULIA:  Now, we know the origin of these zodiac animals, and that means we can get to the New Year celebrations. But before we do that, Amanda, let's go and we'll grab our refill.

AMANDA: Let's do it.

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JULIA: So Amanda, we're back. And traditionally during Chinese New Year, people will drink a Nianjiu, which literally translates to year of alcohol.

AMANDA:  Oh.

JULIA: I love that.

AMANDA: How cute.

JULIA:  However, this is more of like a all-encompassing thing. It isn't a specific type of alcohol that one drinks during this time of year. It's just like the drink that you have during Chinese New Year.

AMANDA: Oh, sure, sure. Like— yeah. A special— special drink because it's the New Year.

JULIA: Yes, exactly. So the most common alcohol to drink for that is a baijiu you which is in case you have not heard of baijiu before, it's a fermented sorghum drink traditionally. It's made of a lot of different things nowadays, but traditionally, it is based on sorghum. It is strong, kind of like vodka is, usually unflavored, but there are different types of Baijiu that is flavored. So for example, traditionally, these flavored Baijius are enjoyed during New Year's Eve, there's Tusu Wine, which is spiced with like cinnamon and Szechuan pepper.

AMANDA: Ooh.

JULIA: And there's also Jiao wine, which is flavored with cypress tree leaves and Szechuan pepper flowers, which sounds amazing.

AMANDA: Yeah, I gotta get my hands on some of these.

JULIA: Yeah. I think it's really cool as well, because like, I— you know, in the West, we have a lot of like aperitifs usually coming out of Europe and stuff like that, which have a lot of different, like, spices and herbs, and whatnot. But I— sometimes I get bored with like the— and there's licorice, and there's this, and there's that.

AMANDA: Yeah.

JULIA: And I feel like this would be— like cypress tree leaves and Szechuan pepper flowers, that sounds amazing.

AMANDA: That sounds so good. Yeah. And, like, wake up your palate or, you know, give you a little bit of like— you know, when you had a full meal and you have like a nice, you know, floral, or herbal, or even spicy sort of palate cleanser. That's lovely.

JULIA:  Yeah, exactly. And usually, these are served in like shot glasses, and they're either taken as shots, or kind of like sippers, like you would have like a aperitif cocktail afterward, or like an aperitif alcohol afterwards.

AMANDA: Yeah.

JULIA: So you can— you can go however you want to go with it. If you can find some Baijiu around you, I would definitely recommend trying to get some for any sort of New Year celebration that you might be a part of. And you can also use it to make a martini, which I would also recommend as a way to do it. I would say hey, sub part of your gin or vodka, not all of it, but like some of it. Maybe like a third to a quarter of it and use baijiu instead. And you can also infuse your vermouth with, like, ginger and maybe like a green tea or something like that.

AMANDA: Ooh.

JULIA: Really helps highlight the flavor of the Baijiu.

AMANDA: Incredible. I gotta find a Baijiu cocktail.

JULIA: Well, I will be including one of my favorite recipes for our patrons as a part of the— the recipe cards for this episode.

AMANDA: Hey.

JULIA: Hey. So now that we have that in hand, my Baijiu martini, let's get back to Chinese New Year. So there are a lot of aspects and practices that make up the Spring Festival. I'll say right now, we're not going to touch on everything, but I do want to talk about some of the parts that are relevant to what we talk about here on Spirits, because while any sort of festival is going to have kind of like practical and religious reasons to celebrate, of course, we have to talk about mythological reasons that it's celebrated as well.

AMANDA: Oh, yeah.

JULIA: So it was said that in the past, there was a beast that was called the Nian, which lived away from people, either in the sea or far in the mountains depending on where the story is being told. Whatever the, like, scary area near your village was, that's where—

AMANDA: Uh-hmm.

JULIA: —the Nian would hang out. So it was a creature that had a flat face of a lion, the body of a dog but like much larger, and huge teeth, particularly like the incisors are like very, very big, right?

AMANDA: Hmm.

JULIA: So once a year— so once a year, every year, at the beginning of the year, the Nian would emerge from its hiding place, either in the sea or in the mountains, and it would go hunting. It had a particular taste not only for livestock and for crops, but for people as well. So it would attack during the winter when food was scarce, and people were already struggling, and it would sometimes eat their crops. And then if that did not satisfy it, it would attempt to eat the children of the village.

AMANDA: Hmm.

JULIA: However, from observing it, the— one of the stories goes that, like, everyone was very afraid of this and an old man decided that he was going to stay up, and watch it, and see if it had any weaknesses or anything like that. So they discovered that the Nian was afraid of certain things. So it was afraid of the color red, it was afraid of loud noises.

AMANDA: Hmm.

JULIA: It was afraid of fire. So the villagers took preparations the following year to ward off the Nian. They put red lanterns in their windows, they put red decorations on their doors, they set off fireworks, they banged on drums and on empty bowls. And if all else failed, they left food out on their doorstep, so that if the Nian wasn't scared away by all those things, it would eat the food rather than them.

AMANDA: Brilliant.

JULIA: Yeah. Smart move.

AMANDA:  And I'm— I'm drawing some lines in my head between, you know, certain parades, customs, fireworks, firecrackers.

JULIA: Yes, exactly.  So as such, many of the activities that warded off the Nian continued to be a part of the New Year festivities, including the dragon and lion dances, which I think is probably— if you're picturing a Chinese New Year celebration, you're probably picturing either a dragon or a lion dance.

AMANDA: Uh-hmm.

JULIA: Which— have you like seen one live, Amanda, before?

AMANDA: Oh, yeah. No, it's— it's truly astonishing. The dancers are so good. The— the streets are packed and shut down, and so beautiful, and they— they really do tell a story.

JULIA: Yes. It's— so the Chinese lion and dragon dances are not exclusive to Chinese New Year and the Spring Festival, but a lot of times when it is performed during this time of year, it is retelling the story of the Nian.

AMANDA:  Incredible.

JULIA: Another practice that is tied to a mythological story that is practice at Chinese New Year, is the practice of giving out red envelopes. Have you heard of this before?

AMANDA: I have, where you give gifts to people and even if it's not a ton of money, you know, it's— it's sort of a— from my outside understanding, a way to pay forward fortune for the New Year.

JULIA: Yes. So typically, it is married couples or elder members of the family that give it to either younger members of the family or just, like, unmarried members of the family. Almost always has money inside. The amount varies based on tradition and family. This kind of money is supposed to suppress evil spirits and bring wealth and good fortune, like you pointed out. It's also usually a denomination of 8 in some—

AMANDA: Uh-hmm.

JULIA: —way because 8 is considered an extremely fortunate number.

AMANDA: Nice.

JULIA:  So this tradition comes from a story about a monster called Sui, which is said to have come out every New Year's Eve and would touch the heads of sleeping children.

AMANDA: Okay.

JULIA: Already somewhat creepy.

AMANDA: Very creepy. Yup.

JULIA: This would cause harm to the children. It would frighten them, it would wake them up, it would give them a fever that could be deadly.

AMANDA: Oh, no.

JULIA: Yeah. I was like, "Two of those things are not like the final thing."

AMANDA: I mean, even if it was simply creepy, that would be enough, you know, dayenu, but like, damn.

JULIA: The story goes, the original story goes, that there was an elderly couple who had a young son who was worried that the Sui would cause their son harm. I also feel like this is a very classic, kind of— like, we've talked about kind of the fairy tale stories where it's like, "And they begged to have a child, and then finally they were given the child, but then the child is endangered in some way."

AMANDA: Yeah.

JULIA: It follows those kind of beats very classically.

AMANDA:  Of course. And what a— what a way to heighten tension, because when— especially, when the, you know, child is— is the result of the struggle, you don't want additional struggle afterward.

JULIA: No, but like totally understandable when you work so hard and, like, probably gave up a lot in order to have that child.

AMANDA: Yeah.

JULIA: You want to make sure that child is safe.

AMANDA: You want that to be the happy ending to the story and not the— the intermission.

JULIA:  So the couple decide that they're concerned that the— if the boy falls asleep, he will fall prey to the Sui. So they take out 8 copper coins to entertain the boy.

AMANDA: Oh. Very shiny, very nice. Fun to play with.

JULIA: However, much like all babies do, son grows very tired, so they say, "Okay. We're gonna let you go to sleep." But they put the 8 copper coins into a red paper bag and then place that under the child's pillow.

AMANDA: Can't hurt.

JULIA: As the monster did every year, the Sui arrives while the child was sleeping, but when it reached to touch the child's head, the pillow glowed with a bright golden light, which scared away the monster.

AMANDA: Nice.

JULIA: Now, the story spread across the land and so the tradition of giving money within the red envelope or the red bag to children became a part of the tradition in order to protect them from harm.

AMANDA:  Love that. That's awesome. And then when you, you know, get married, have a kid, if that's— if that's what you do with your life, then you, you know, pass along that to the— the person you're in charge of protecting.

JULIA: Exactly. There's also another version, which is much more dramatic, I think, where there is a monster that is terrorizing a village. No man is able to defeat it. All these scholars try to come, all these warriors try to come, no one's able to defeat this monster, right?

AMANDA: Julia, neither the scholars nor the warriors?

JULIA: Yeah, no. No statesmen, no warriors, no one.

AMANDA:  Damn.

JULIA: So at last, an orphan boy, a child, Amanda.

AMANDA: Whoa.

JULIA: Shows up. He's got a magical sword that he inherited from his ancestors, and he goes, and he battles with the creature, and he destroys it.

AMANDA: Damn, dude.

JULIA: And for his bravery, the elders of the village gave this young man a reward in a red envelope.

AMANDA: Hey.

JULIA: So that's the kind of mythology behind giving these red envelopes as a sign of good fortune and passing it down to the— the younger members of your family.

AMANDA: So sweet.

JULIA: So if you were visiting China around Chinese New Year, or even your local Chinatown during this time, you might see statues or art of these three bearded men. Now, these three bearded men are known as the Sun Jing. They are Fu, Lu, and Shou. And they are the embodiment of fortune, prosperity, and longevity, respectively.

AMANDA: Three older men that I would love to be friendly with.

JULIA: So specifically, they represent the three attributes that in traditional Chinese culture make up a good life, which is fortune, prosperity, and longevity. And they are honored during Chinese New Year, especially in the hopes that the new year will bring fortune, prosperity, and longevity.

AMANDA: Classic.

JULIA: I also think it's really interesting because who presides over the planet Jupiter, and as we discussed when we were talking about the Chinese zodiac, the zodiac is based on the movement of Jupiter, which kind of ties them together both astrologically and astronomically, which I think is just a really cute, fun fact.

AMANDA: That is really fun. I'm wondering now if the word jovial is supposed to describe Jupiter.

JULIA: I think so.

AMANDA: Always learning something here today, Julia.

JULIA: I think it was probably more of a vibe of Jupiter, the Roman god, and not Jupiter, the planet, but I like it. I'm into it. So one of the last things that I want to talk about in regards to Chinese New Year is traditional food. Because if you know me, you know that I'm a big fan of food, and especially food that is eaten specifically for celebration or for specific—

AMANDA: Uh-hmm.

JULIA:  —times of the year. I love specialty food for an event. So it is important to note that New Year's Eve is traditionally a family reunion dinner, where family members will gather together to celebrate typically at the home of the eldest member of the family.

AMANDA: Uh-hmm.

JULIA: There are 8 individual dishes that are served because that number represents good fortune. I also was reading something— like if you had a family member who passed away in the previous year, you would serve 7 and then go back to 8 the following year, which is—

AMANDA: Oh.

JULIA: —like a nice, little honor thing. Especially because Chinese New Year is also tied to family and ancestor veneration.

AMANDA: Yeah, that makes a ton of sense.

JULIA: There are quite a few notable foods that are enjoyed at this dinner. And again, while 8 is the traditional number of dishes served, it really depends on your region, and your family, and your custom as to what those dishes are. But there are a few that, like, tend to show up at a lot of tables.

AMANDA: In McLoughlin family lore, we went to a Chinese New Year dinner with my grandpa's best friend who emigrated from China before I was born. And it was like probably 12 courses. I was— I was quite young, like I think 8 or 9. And so I would love to do that again when I can drink alcohol and also appreciate the origins of all the dishes, but I just— I have so many memories of being like I— I simply can't eat anymore, and kept coming, and it was incredible.

JULIA: That sounds so delicious. I want to do that so badly. Someone, please take me out to that dinner so I can enjoy it.

AMANDA: My first time eating chicken feet, they were so good.

JULIA: There are, like I said, a few notable dishes, usually representing different things that one hopes for in the new year. So for example, uncut noodles, as long as you can make them, are served to represent longevity.

AMANDA: Uh-hmm.

JULIA: Not in exclusively a Chinese New Year thing, but it is one of those things where if you are going to eat your first meal of the new year, it should be long noodles because it'll make sure that you live a long life.

AMANDA: I love that, and should flex on how long you can make your noodles. My— my dad's mom could apparently peel the whole apple with just, like, a paring knife and like the peel was all one piece.

JULIA: That's so cool.

AMANDA: Which I can do with a peeler, which is much less cool. But every time I do it, I'm like, "Nice."

JULIA: Yeah, like knife skills, nice.

AMANDA: Yeah.

JULIA: Cantonese families, for example, often have a fried dumpling that is called, I believe, Yau Gok because it is like a little purse, and it also kind of looks like old Chinese gold ingots.

AMANDA: Cute.

JULIA: So it's supposed to represent the— the money and the fortune that is going to come your way in the new year.

AMANDA: All for it.

JULIA: Yeah. There is a dish that is called Buddha's delight, which you might have had. It's a very, like, often served at vegetarian or vegan Chinese places. It's often found at the table around this time of year for two reasons, which is some households maintain a vegetarian diet for the first five days of the new year, as is a Buddhist tradition, a kind of like purification thing.

AMANDA: Nice.

JULIA: And then the other reason is because one of the ingredients, which is fat choi, which is a type of like algae that kind of looks like long black hair. That word also sounds like the Cantonese word for prosperity.

AMANDA: Nice. Love a pun.

JULIA: Amanda, so many of these are puns. I— I was like, "Let me do the non-pun ones first, and then we'll get to the puns."

AMANDA: Bring it on, I'm ready.

JULIA: For example, the word apple is a homonym for the word for peace.

AMANDA: Hmm. Good. A thing you want at new year.

JULIA: Yes, exactly. Same for oranges. They have a similar word for the word for luck. The word fish kinda sounds like the word for surplus. So you would serve—

AMANDA: Hey.

JULIA: —fish with the hope that you will have a lot of extra in the year to come.

AMANDA: Love to hear it. And if that extra takes the form of more fish, I'm happy.

JULIA: There was also one that I really liked, where it's like chicken is always served at the New Year's Eve meal. Because the idea is, no matter what family you are coming from, no matter like what your social status is, no matter how much you have, the hope is you will always be able to, at least, serve chicken.

AMANDA: Oh, that's great.

JULIA: I really like the puns and the homophones. Like, those are so much fun.

AMANDA: It just— again, it— it really makes me feel seen as a member of the, you know, the human species that everyone's like, "Wait, that thing sounds like that thing." And then makes a really sweet tradition out of it.

JULIA: It is. It's really nice. And there's a ton of other foods that are— are served during this—this time. I'm very curious, what are friends at home who have celebrated this in the past or continue to celebrate it. Like, what does your traditional table look like? I'm— I'm very curious to see, like, what you eat and why you eat it.

AMANDA: I would love to know, and a very Happy New Year to everyone who is celebrating at this time.

JULIA: There's a lot of aspects that make up the celebration of Chinese New Year. Not only is it a festival that celebrates the new year, but also honors deities, and ancestors, and your family. And like I said, if you grew up celebrating Chinese New Year, if you still do, I would love to hear what your personal celebrations look like. So send us a message, telling us what your favorite memories, your favorite parts, your favorite foods that you eat during the holiday are. And I— I want to hear about all of your experiences.

AMANDA: Love to hear it. And Julia, thank you for giving us this wonderful tour of the origins and ways that the new year is celebrated and why.

JULIA:  It is my pleasure. And hey, next time you are crossing a river to impress the Jade Emperor, stay creepy.

AMANDA: Stay cool.

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